Bastard Load

A great amount of.

James: My dog ate a bastard load of apples and now has really crook guts.

Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.

by Towball April 29, 2009

Bastard-saurus

A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.

A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.

"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."

by the true inventor of dickblade August 10, 2014

Bastard Magnet

An individual who seems to have a talent for involuntarily attracting the wrong kind of people.

Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."

by DakkalordG February 12, 2015

Bastardress

The feminine version of "bastard".

That girl is such a bastardress.

by lybrewa August 7, 2015

bastard

the male version of a bicth- female dog , but a male bicth

your such a fucking bastard

by gglove.care August 6, 2017

Balkar

A fun-loving, sweet and caring guy who deserves better in life. "Will break your bed but not your heart" kind of person. If you loving this guy, then get ready to receive truckloads of care and affection in return. Guy with the most beautiful brown eyes and the sexiest back on earth. Not only is he having a gorgeous personality, but also holds the capability to make someone fall in love with them at first sight. If you ever find someone with this name, be blessed because they are your constant ones.

Is that Balkar? Oh, I think I fell in love!

by Choke me bite me November 23, 2021

BarKarNa

The best bar ever, it also has the most costumer too. You can get bread drinks and heals. So don't wait and visit BarKarNa. It has a ad too go watch it.

Cool girl : how do i know you're not a clone?
Alehandro: idk ask me something.
Cool girl : whats BarKarNa?
Alehandro:the best idea ever!

by Alehandro1 March 15, 2022