The Based God is more commonly know by it's scientific name "Paris japonica." This organism has over 150 billion base pairs of DNA in it's genome, 50 times more than the human genome, making the Paris japonica the true based god of the physical world.
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Zoomer generation slang to describe a certain type of internet aesthetic derived from videos that make no sense where a whole lot of volume is added to the point where the video and audio gets distorted - which makes it cool and "funny". An extra layer above the Millennial's "Glitched" aesthetic. Etymology: Unknown; Possibly shortened form of "bad assed"
Zoomer Kid sends a weird looking emoji on Discord app coded as :NYEHAH:
Gen-X Adult: "lol. That's an UGLY, UGLY Crying Laughing emoji - what's that all about?"
Zoomer Kid: "wut? Itz bassed. u dnt get it cuz u 2 old"
Gen-X Adult:
"Sad. You're obviously one of those brainwashed internet-raised, classically-illiterate kids raised by a single mom who had no time to give you love, attention & affection - or afford a babysitter - so she had no choice but to throw a $60 tablet at you at age 2 to keep you from bugging her and keep you quiet in the corner."
Zoomer Kid: "Nyehah"
Zoomer Kid goes back to playing computer game and watching YouTube simultaneously.
Gen-X Adult: "lol. That's an UGLY, UGLY Crying Laughing emoji - what's that all about?"
Zoomer Kid: "wut? Itz bassed. u dnt get it cuz u 2 old"
Gen-X Adult:
"Sad. You're obviously one of those brainwashed internet-raised, classically-illiterate kids raised by a single mom who had no time to give you love, attention & affection - or afford a babysitter - so she had no choice but to throw a $60 tablet at you at age 2 to keep you from bugging her and keep you quiet in the corner."
Zoomer Kid: "Nyehah"
Zoomer Kid goes back to playing computer game and watching YouTube simultaneously.
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Get the basher mug.To have an opinion which is exceptionally well bounded in reality.
Can be used as an expression of strong agreement or admiration, or otherwise strongly positive reaction to something.
Can be used as an expression of strong agreement or admiration, or otherwise strongly positive reaction to something.
Person 1: "Look at these people protesting this statue. This person accomplished more during their life than the entire effort of all the protesters combined. They may have lived during a time where socially acceptable norms were different, however the statue is a piece of our history - we own as a society as a posession as much as it is a piece of art and a centerpiece for academic study for how our society has changed and what we might learn as we develop towarsds the future"
Person 2: "Based"
Person 2: "Based"
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Get the Based mug.A Based Bitch is a female that portrays some of the same characteristics as Lil B The Based God. A Based Bitch does what she wants when she wants, and doesn't care who she hurts in the process. She confident about who she is, never tries to be something she's not and just swagged the fuck out. So basically, a Based Bitch is a girl who just doesn't give a lovely motherfuck. But I'm warning you, try her if you want, & you will get based on!
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*Example 1*
Person 1(texting): Have you seen this guy Basheer? He's an immigrant from Syria and he looks pretty interesting
Person 2(texting): Yeah, but I think his name is Bashir...
Person 1: I don't know, he looks like a "Basheer" to me especially since he went all apeshit over those watermelons!
*Example 2*
Basheer: Hey guys let's play ping pong atop a nuclear reactor!
*He and friends Alex and Eli do so. Eli falls into the nulear reactor and turns into a hyperactive technologically advanced cyborg monkey*
Basheer: Oh god what have we done?
Alex: We've sped up the evolution process!
*silence*
Basheer: So do you like cars?
Person 1(texting): Have you seen this guy Basheer? He's an immigrant from Syria and he looks pretty interesting
Person 2(texting): Yeah, but I think his name is Bashir...
Person 1: I don't know, he looks like a "Basheer" to me especially since he went all apeshit over those watermelons!
*Example 2*
Basheer: Hey guys let's play ping pong atop a nuclear reactor!
*He and friends Alex and Eli do so. Eli falls into the nulear reactor and turns into a hyperactive technologically advanced cyborg monkey*
Basheer: Oh god what have we done?
Alex: We've sped up the evolution process!
*silence*
Basheer: So do you like cars?
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