bartolo

this word usually comes from mexico.
it means Dumfuck

you are such a bartolo

by juan jose ayala October 6, 2008

Barton

(1) That guy in the meeting that try's to hork the conversation to start addressing his own issues, and not the issues being discussed in the meeting in the first place.

(2) That guy you don't want to name your newborn kid after!

(3) "Don't look the Barton in the eye, don't feed the Barton, don't entice the Barton with gifts..."

(1) /Mgr 1 to Mgr 2/ So the SLA report shows that the data center seemed to be operating within specifications, except for that one thing.
/Mgr 2 to Mgr 1/ That was accepted by the tea....

/the Barton/ Well that doesn't answer why *his problem* is still out there? Why haven't we worked on *his problem*?

(2) /random email/ Hey, it's a boy!

/reply to random email/ Congrats! Name him Barton!
/multi-replies to random email/ No way man! Don't look the Barton in the eye!

by jarDawg1989 November 10, 2011

bardo

derogatory term for a person of asian decent

Get off the road you stupid bardo, learn to drive!

by Yankee Doodles December 9, 2008

barbora

A blond chick, with tight buns and curves that a black man cant resist checking out. A white guy would get on it too though.

The black man was taking snap shots of barbora's buttocks, which he later laminated onto his bed sheets.

by Michelle Michaels February 5, 2008

barton

the barton is very misunderstood in modern english many people think it is a type of intercourse and some think it is a poop scoop, both wrong. a barton is actually a small feeble agressive child that will sack tap, debag, t-bag, curb stomp and even circumcise anyone who offends him. they usually come in the shape of a Joel but often get renamed to Jopel. they also like to have sex with small children gigidy gigidy goo

you guys omg, omg you guys jopel totaly just destroyed my daughters cherry, theres cunt all over the room.
or
barton just took my testicles because i reminded him of the time he told me about his mother getting a coil.

by jackisasexygitmmmm February 22, 2008

bardode

gradual synchronized movement

Audrey, will you BARDODE up the stairs with me?

by allison October 26, 2004

Bartos

The act of licking someone's leg repeatedly as they please them self in a lay-z-boy recliner.

Lauren orgasmed soon after her dog began bartosing her.

by joshharrissonsadouche August 27, 2009