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Barney Hole 

A complete total moron and transvestite whose every thought is unoriginal. In fact, he is so unoriginal that he requires other dominant people (typically, a Revox) to supply his answers to him. When all else fails, he falls back on the typical "your mama" type of comeback.

He also follows the one known as Revox around like a lost puppy because of the above mentioned unoriginality and he adds nothing of substance to a message board -- not even comic relief. A Revox heavily relies on a Barney Hole as his toady right-hand man and massive tool who willingly throws himself on a grenade in order to protect his message board commanding officer.

In fact, when a Barney Hole or a Revox sees this definition it is almost a 100% certainty that a retaliation definition will be submitted to Urban Dictionary or other similar type of attack as a result. No one will view their counterattack as funny since no one like people who steal and plagiarize ideas, concepts and articles or bloggings. See first paragraph regarding the lack of individual thought processes or copying others ideas.

A Barney Hole is widely rumored to dwell in a rundown mobile home and pick through the trash of his fellow redneck hillbillies when he is not on a message board throwing around grade school put downs and typing up pre-formatted Mad Lib replies. He thinks his retorts are witty and hopes that a Revox will give his approval for a job well done although it's highly unlikely.
Message Board Douchebag: "Oh yeah? Well, your mama!"

Any other normal person: "Dude. Quit being such a Barney Hole. Do all of us a favor and kill yourself when you get home from your oil change job."
Barney Hole by Eureka 147 March 13, 2009
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cold barney 

When one freezes his or her feces and then uses it as a dildo.
My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.
cold barney by Justin "Cheese" October 12, 2007
In Australia to have a "Barney" means to have a fight or arguement
i had a barney with me best mate last night
barney by ShinJiOh March 13, 2004

Barnet Kiss 

The smooth and gentel kiss of the goochy area shared between two men
don beach just gave me a barnet kiss and it was amazing

the barnet kiss is the best way to see if your man loves you
Barnet Kiss by Flyingringpiece January 31, 2008
A purple and green-spotted dinosaur world famous for being on the self titled pre-k daytime TV show "Barney". His annoying voice oh-so-cheerful disposition and plastered-on smile have charmed kids under 5 for many years now. Fortunatly for the sane population, Barney has lost some of his popularity over the past few years,much to the disappointment of his parental fan-base. With any luck this dancing dino will be an example of pre-k pop-culture gone extict.
Barney has hypno powers. He can make rowdy 3-year-olds sit down for a whole HALF HOUR! Who could have guessed??
Barney by MythKid07 January 22, 2006

baresack 

Not wearing underwear. free-ballin', commando
I shat through my last pair of underwear, looks like I'll have to baresack it today, mom.
baresack by Robby Bigtits November 4, 2007

Barney shit 

Noun: Something new, childish, simplistic, amateurish, or meant for beginners. It may also refer to foolishly innocent thoughts or actions.

Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought":

"a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that's life,
not that Barney shit
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?"
~"Did you hear Jen got that job?"
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title."

~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good."
~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds."

~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?"
~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her."