Backseat strangler

When you fart in your car, leave your vehicle for a few minutes and come back to a fart waiting in your car for you.

Dude I busted ass before running in the store to get some blunts, came back to my car only to get choked out by the Backseat Strangler.

by bill77hill May 9, 2021

backseat bullshit

A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.

Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*

Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.

Ross: *pushes*

by aria k! March 8, 2022

Backseat Drawing

Similar to Backseat Gaming, it is the act of watching someone draw and constantly making unprompted suggestions and corrections.

Somebody - How about you make those eyes yellow?
Artist - Please stop Backseat Drawing. I'm drawing for me, not for you.

by RobTheRobot July 11, 2022

Backseat Vet

Vet as in veterinarian, not veteran. These are the people you see in comment sections across social media under videos of animals. They will claim whatever activity the animal is doing in the video is harmful to said animal, ruining the fun for everyone. They have no actual veterinary experience or expertise, and they often just parrot poorly-cited articles they just Googled to make their comment.

"Here's a video of my ferret eating steak!"
"UMMM ACTUALLY FERRETS NEED TO EAT WHITE MEAT ONLY. THAT'S BAD FOR THEM. YOU'RE ABUSING HER."
"Wow, someone's being a backseat vet. Actually, any raw meat is fine for ferrets to eat. I've owned ferrets for 20 years, you don't know what you're talking about."

by Takuro December 26, 2022

Backseat hoppin

I’m vette shoppin

You backseat hoppin, You be talkin like a bitch, you look gay you need to stop it

by One singular Indian July 12, 2023

suburban backstack

A long in front, short and chunky in back hair style worn by newly single women who aren't quite ready to date.

Cheryl got a "fun" new haircut (known to stylists as the suburban backstack) when the divorce paperwork was final.

by Scoobinator April 12, 2014

taken backstage

To be fucked hard in the ass, usually when you thought you were about to get special treatment.

At family gatherings, Davor was always taken backstage by his cousin after they shared a banana.

by stusx10 August 24, 2018