National ask out your crush day 

When You ask your crush out and hope they say hell yea!! If the say no, welp, that’s your fault for being born like that💯😂😂

national ask out your crush day : just ask your crush out! And hope u get something out of it definition::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

National ask out your crush day by BAROCK THE JOCK May 28, 2018

when did i ask 

A person that has no friends and is trying to do a good comeback. *Tom Horne* cough cough

Me: when do we have maths
Tom Horne: When did I ask
Also Tom Horne in his head: Why didn't anyone yell "oooooooooooh" with me?

when did i ask by Merco-_- April 22, 2020

When Did I Ask 

This is the classic comeback used by people too retarded to think of a smart insult
If you use this as a comeback, you are probably a-
Retard
Someone with a small dick
Someone with a iq smaller than their dick
Someone who has no dick
Someone who has no iq
Someone who gets 0 pussy and has 0 hoes
Someone who probably wears 10 foot platforms and thinks that they are some emo shithead that worships satan. (I'm looking at you, Bunny).

If you use this as a comeback, the person who you said it to has legal rights to beat the shit out of you and tear off your ears and shove them down your throat.

Guy 1: "I was at the park and my friend showed up. We had a great time."
Guy 2: "Haha, when?"
Guy 1: "Oh it was yest-"
Guy 2: "No! When did I ask?!"
Guy 1: *Kicks other guy and knocks him out. Proceeds to rip Guy 2's ears off and shove them down their throat.*

When Did I Ask by snerfl February 1, 2021

Even ask my Dad 

A term used by highly intellectual people to show proof after making a statement.

I'm gonna be a neurosurgeon and be in the Secret service even ask my dad.

Even ask my Dad by champman February 13, 2019

d'y'ask 

A shortening of "Did ya' ask...?"

D'y'ask ya friends if they want cake?

d'y'ask by kinghajj May 12, 2009

Didn’t Ask 

People Say when they have nothing else to say when they think their funny but their not

Guy 1- my grandpa died today😭
Guy 2 - Didn’t ask

Didn’t Ask by I N O S C O P E D J F K May 20, 2020

dont ask, dont tell relationship 

Very simply defined as a one night stand, where you ask no questions about your partner, and tell them nothing about yourself.

"I got a one night stand with this chic at the bar last night."
"Oh thats cool, tell me about her."
"It was a dont ask, dont tell relationship."

dont ask, dont tell relationship by Me the Breadcat July 18, 2015