Ask out your crush day

Boy:Will you got out with me
Bobette:No Tod
Boy:It’s ask out your crush day
by DoItOrScared June 24, 2020
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National ask a girl out day

Just a day when you go ask a girl out...
M: Hey it’s national ask a girl out dayyyy

T: Ok boomer
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Ask me if I shiv a git

A nifty phrase my always proper-in-public platinum blonde mother would use when sarcastically emphasizing to someone how truly little she was giving a shit.
Oh boy, that takes a big load off me for sure; ask me if I shiv a git!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020
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Expression used by a male to indicate that he would engage in intercourse with a desireable female.
Man 1: "Did you see the tits on Celeste?! She's friggin smokin'!"

Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"
by JasoRobi (BuggieBlade) May 15, 2008
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Ask your crush out day

Hey Tom did you know it was ask your crush out day

No

It’s the day when You have to ask out your crush
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Similar to the “sorry, mommy,” trend, people will usually say, “don't ask me the color of anything” after they've spotted a crush. The joke is that their infatuation prevented them from registering what was going on otherwise, like the colors in their surroundings.
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National ask out your crush

On April 12 ask out your crush and see if they like you to. Don’t be a pussy just do it you might actually finally get a girlfriend/boyfriend
by Zoee kabobs April 12, 2018
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