jew poo

a small oval piece of hashish that has been transported into a country via the anus of a person of the jewish faith, usually a rabbi.

"man that jew poo is the strongest stuff i've toked on in a long time!"
by oo-err July 31, 2008
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hungry jew

he is a very hungry boy that loves raw spaghetti if you give him raw spaghetti he will give you glue
man:hungry jew get me glue
hungry jew: gets glue
by screwdriving\ November 30, 2018
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Jew numbers

You owe me 70 jew numbers. Pay up or I'll take your first born.
by gaysarentpeople October 23, 2008
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jew five

Getting a high five from a Jewish person, but in a strictly non-racist way. Like when two black people who are friends jokingly call each other the n-word.
"Hey Jacob, i've missed you. Jew five."
by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009
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Jew Bone

The part of your body that is insanely delighted by bargains.
These sheets were 50 percent off plus I used a coupon and opened a JC Penney credit card so they were only $10.00. My Jew bone is tickled.
by Mahtzo Balz November 23, 2011
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Jew Shout

Person A shouts (purchases) something for person B, and in return person B purchases something of lesser value for person A.
I brought Michael a pint of beer before, and he just brought a pot in return! He totally Jew shouted me!

I drove for half an hour in the opposite direction to pick this guy up and drive him to a party, and he pays me back by putting in 2 dollars for a pizza. Massive Jew Shout!!

I am not buying Chris any more food at the pub, every time it is his turn to shout he just Jew shouts me. He is a cheap bastard.
by Corks September 23, 2010
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Jew Shark

Something not likely, improbable. Retarded.
The Mossad trained a Jew Shark to kill Egyptian tourists.
by NNNCO December 07, 2010
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