And yea, I saw descend from Heaven a great brown horse; and the brown horse came down to earth with a crisp clopping bumpy motion and burst open in a shower of delicious brown squares; and all the people gathered around were crying hallelujah with chocolate smeared on their faces until the very cracks of doom.
The above was from the Achocalypse of Saint John the Chocoholic.
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Holy apocalypto!! She actually brought you a coffee. OR Holy apocalypto!! The zombies are getting closer!!
by wrenbee November 10, 2011
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From "japan" and "apocalypse".
From "japan" and "apocalypse".
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Glenn Beck, hero and champion to myself and all other apocalyptards, explained how the world will end on a chalkbaord today.
by Le Haineux April 23, 2011
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by bbbigbossbb December 18, 2005
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This is mostly due to extreme shortages from manufacturing problems, and possibly due to an attempt to artificially increase hype. Because of scarcity, systems were selling on eBay for several thousand dollars, well above the MSRP, which prompted a "me too wants money" reaction from the general public in the United States.
This is mostly due to extreme shortages from manufacturing problems, and possibly due to an attempt to artificially increase hype. Because of scarcity, systems were selling on eBay for several thousand dollars, well above the MSRP, which prompted a "me too wants money" reaction from the general public in the United States.
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