Amish Glue

A combination of semen and sawdust.

I used some fresh Amish Glue for my household repairs.

by Dingleberry McGee July 3, 2022

Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.

“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”

by Niggarific1 August 2, 2023

Amish girl

To be an Anna wearing a bandana talkin to Santa licking a banana

Amish girl grabbing those bananas from a tree in the forest

by Wack tush June 24, 2019

amish mortener

The act of barging in on a wedding whilst having no pants or undergarment on, and wearing a dark place polo shirt and ski mask.

Did you hear about the Amish Mortener that was arrested the other week?

by Da nxt m&m wrapper May 4, 2018

Amish Broomstick

Getting pegged by a girl in a barn in Lancaster County, PA with hand powered tools.

"We were on our way to Shady Maple when she gave me the Amish Broomstick"

by Boathouse drinking November 30, 2019

amish sweatsuit

An Amish sweatsuit is a condom that's been used for six different ladies in one week filled with cum sweat and cheese from down under

It's been awhile since I've had an Amish sweatsuit on

by Peanutbutter boy 69 March 18, 2020

Amish Ivy

When you get poison ivy from having role-play sex in the woods.

My boyfriend and I got Amish Ivy after I role-played as a desperate Amish woman and my boyfriend screwed my brains out in a field.

by FrequentC July 22, 2025