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Neo-Amish

An alternative term for the paranoid, conspiracy loving, Christian Ultraconservatives. Also, serves as a dogwhistle for those seeking purity and other Neo-Nazi adjacent propaganda.
This guy, Chuck, I know is Neo-Amish. He homeschools his 6 kids and doesn’t allow them contact outside their “community”. He has a cellphone, but not his wife or kids. They don’t own a television and live in the middle of nowhere with 4 other (unrelated) families. The whole set up feels like a safe place for; pedophiles, child brides, and sexual abuse.
by unskilled sleeper July 18, 2023
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Amish rocket

The Amish rocket is the process of using your own, hand churned butter, to utilize as lubrication for your asshole during an Amish gang bang.
We really cranked that Amish rocket, Jeremiah.
by Gigi banks July 22, 2023
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Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.
“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
by Niggarific1 August 2, 2023
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Amish

my name is Amish.
by Amxsaviuyworild November 26, 2021
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amish sweatsuit

An Amish sweatsuit is a condom that's been used for six different ladies in one week filled with cum sweat and cheese from down under
It's been awhile since I've had an Amish sweatsuit on
by Peanutbutter boy 69 March 18, 2020
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Amish Period

When you do anal without lube or for the first time and you bleed
I got my Amish period last night when Jake fucked me
by Skinnypills July 13, 2020
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Amish

Amish is one of the most generous man and very caring, very strong and attractive overall Amish is a bright young man that has a good soul.
Amish is a great name for a young man that has a big dick
by BIDDICKBOB August 25, 2020
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