Allahism

When you justify everything using Allah sallahallayhiwaalayhiwasalam to justify everything.

Why are Israel and Iran fighting each other?
Because Allahism demands for a Jewsade.

by fjjen June 26, 2025

Allah

Allah is defined as the God.
Allah was a Pagan god before Islam was invented.
Allah is now known as an Islamic god.

Allah was a Pagan god before Islam was invented.

by Tina Raven Claw July 30, 2025

Allah

The name that a American Muslim worships and gives boring ass lectures abt it everyday day

AYGHAHE, ALLAH IS GREAT +5

by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025

ALLAH ACKBAR

THE MAN WHO BLEW UP THE BUILDING AND LOVES CRASHING PLANES.

ALLAH ACKBAR , IMA BLOW UP THE BUILDINGS

by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025

Allah

The one ☝️ and only god, the god of Jesus, god of Muhammad, god of Budda, it is the almighty Allah

*goes to casino*

Abu Idris Al-Baljiki: My luck is ass *continue to shout ALLAH AKBAR*

*hit the jackpot*

by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 2, 2025

Allahbuy

A "Da Great One told me to do it" tale of innocence dat a spendthrift Muslim gives to supposedly justify/excuse an unwise/unauthorized purchase.

Anytime dat Followers of Islam make strange/unexpected investments in da stock market, one has to wonder if said transactions were merely Allahbuys.

by QuacksO November 8, 2025

Allahbye

A claim-of-innocence statement dat supposedly justifies a former Islam-follower's decision to no longer practice said religion.

I wouldn't be able to stand even trying out da prejudicial-and-oppressive Muslim lifestyle to begin with, so I would never encounter any reason to give an Allahbye.

by QuacksO November 8, 2025