by Father J May 8, 2018

by Boil ol June 23, 2019

The stupidest retard of all time. He is always high and it is starting to hurt the people around him. Deniz if you see this we love you and we miss the old Deniz please come back.
by bwoody88 January 25, 2019

Stephen Hawking: I call it a "Hawking Hole".
Fry: No fair! I saw it first!
Stephen Hawking: Who is The Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?
Fry: No fair! I saw it first!
Stephen Hawking: Who is The Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?
by Herr Finsternis January 16, 2008

by big dew March 31, 2010

by Apumar April 23, 2008

A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.
Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!
by Kerilyn June 1, 2006
