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tent on

The circumstances in which the person gets a boner while wearing jogging bottoms, making the front of the joggers looking like an erected tent.
'hahaha check it man that guys got a massive tent on '
by Big lad from sheff April 23, 2017
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tent in pants

When a guy is so horny that his dick sticks up and his pants at his crotch looks like a little tent with a fat cock pushing it up. What other guys and girls like to see (it means they are about to be mouthfucked, or maybe just assfucked).
He walked in with a tent already in his pants (tent in pants) and I knew he was going to fuck the life out of my poor ass. I was so excited! He stripped me and opened his pants to reveal a monster cock the size of three beer cans. “Holy shit,” I thought, and exclaimed as he rammed it into my waiting bussy. Golly, that was fun.
by GayShell January 13, 2024
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Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”
by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022
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Tented

When we went camping, my boyfiend and I tented midday in the rain.
by Myhip73 August 11, 2015
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Tent Fairy

An individual known for their unrestricted promiscuity who attends events like the Texas Renaissance Festival. They often engage in frequent and unrestricted sexual congress, and cavort "tent to tent" with multiple partners.
That glittering tent fairy went from tent to tent, leaving nothing but pixie dust and STDs in their wake.
by TheDandiestOfLions October 9, 2025
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The Tent

The tent is a big cobblestone tent shaped building, usually going up to build height, built on minecraft servers, just for the sake of it. It is also a cult
Person 1: "aaah gotta love the tent"
Person 2: "it looks fucking ugly"
by Joow_ July 6, 2020
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tent daddy

A diligent guy who pounds in tent stakes and adjust gui lines even when storm winds are blowing in the middle of the night.
That storm was blowing last night but my reliable tent daddy William kept our shelter from blowing away!
by CuckChairPrime January 31, 2025
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