Led Zeppelin

The fucking best band ever. Considered "uncool" by most pop-culture trendy idiots now adays.

by mehhh October 11, 2003

Led Zeppelin

1.Incredible '70's rock band. Under rated by modern generation. founders of heavy metal. British, better than any americant band who cant pronounce "alone", "i mow a lawn"
2. failed airship.
3. that that which does not follow convention.

"conducting a Led Zeppelin"

by bob March 28, 2005

Led Zeppelin

The band that defined heavy metal, but could also mesmerize you with ballads, blues and bucolic genius. Knowing their popular hits can not do justice to the cornucopia of brilliant songs this band put forth. I will forever be a fan.

How come 24 hours, baby, sometimes seems to slip into days. The minutes seem like a lifetime, baby, ohhhh when I feel this way.

by LZ Forever March 10, 2005

Led zeppelin

Led zeppelin is an english band from the late 60's to 1980. they are the greatest band ever, because they could play any style of music, and use any instuments in their music, and make it sound completely awesome. Weather it's the haunting "battle of evermore", the rocking "Black Dog", the musical orgasm also known as "stairway to heaven", the epic "achillies last stand", the driving and upbeat "trampled under foot" the middle eastern "Kashmir, the sad, somber "all of my love", or the electrical "the ocean", or their blues cover of "when the levee breaks. Led zeppelin showed that they could play any sort of music. With Jimmy page playing the guitar like no one else could, John bonham's drumming that gave him the nickname "god of thunder", robert Plant's amazing voice that could go from screaming like a banshee to haunting ghost like in no time, and John paul Jones with his deadly keyboard and bass (also the recorder on stairway to heaven). No band can ever lick the balls of led zeppelin, let alone be compared to them. often hated by preps, jocks becuase MTV doesn't think they're cool.

me: so you like led zeppelin?

Preppy chick: who are they? does MTV show them?

me: no

Preppy chick: then they must like totally suck.

me: MTV sucks

Jock guy: MTV rules, dumb-ass

me: you guys are retarded *smacks them with a fish*

by Led zeppelin fan April 9, 2005

Zipper Kid

Usually a teenager,who wears baggy pants with lots of straps and zippers, often with a large T-shirt of their favorite band(s).Mistaken for a Goth all the time. Zipperkids wear lots of eyeliner, and are usually rebellious. Found in arcades, or stores like Hot topic.

WannaBe:"Hey where'd you get those pants?" Zipper kid:"Hot Topic."

by OttOtt August 4, 2006

Burning Zeppelin

The act of having sex with a fat woman, then, pouring gasoline on her, lighting her on fire, and then throwing her off of a 2+ story building.

Chad: Did you have sex with that fat chick last night?
Brad: Yeah; I pulled a burning zeppelin on her.
Chad: Damn. Is she alright?
Brad: She's dead.

by Chaz Brabre December 1, 2010

zipper hoagies

When a male exposes his dong through the zipper of his jeans to a cock hungry indivdual. ~~}

Zipper hoagies...Today jim will be providing the community with zipper hoagies, limit 5 per customer.

by Homer D Powe May 7, 2010