Slouching zebra

When you butt fuck a girl with severe scoliosis dressed up as a referee.

Steve gave scoliosis sue the old slouching zebra last night.

by YoungDrippy January 28, 2017

Zebra Daddy

A daddy with patches of grey hair.

Bro 1 - "Bro, this guy I hooked up with had patches of grey hair in his beard, he was sooo hot"

Bro 2 - "Damn, you get yourself some Zebra Daddy?"

by SteliosContos April 12, 2024

Zebra

A guy who women only call when they need sex

He’s just a zebra I would never actually date him

by Weedteacher March 10, 2021

Zebra patch

When you cum in your hand and slap a black chick across the face.

I zebra patched that chick real good.

by Slapahpe5times August 12, 2017

Zebra

Ok so zebras are normally black and white my nigga my pet zebra is purple and greeen yo this homie can snort crack Better then your fatass could he can fucking walk into Walmart and he could grab the biggest t.v in there and shove it in his pocket and your dumbass would not even know half the time I don’t even know till I get for work and walk into his room and realize this fucking zebra is playing fornite in a god damn ps4 and I just wonder how I got lucky with this zebra bro and his ass is fine as fuck I would do put a little milk on it and suck the fuck out if it 😂

Walks into Walmart

People look at me weird because I have a zebra I walk out of Walmart people look at me like I ate crack for breakfast like bitch this is normal god damn don’t you have zebra at home that snorts crack

by Boogiebigdaddy456778 February 17, 2019

zebra danio

A small freshwater fish commonly seen in aquariums. Can range from a variety of colours and has stripes on its body.

Guy: Look at this cute little zebra danio! I want to buy it and put it in my aquarium.

by SandwichWithSausages November 8, 2022

Zebra-Jacket

The definitive article of clothing worn by Zebra Jacket Girl(see also ZJ)

Oh shoot Greg ZEBRA-JACKET GIRL!

by Pacman210 March 26, 2009