If you see this guy he is not likely eating a donut. He at least Weighs 239 pounds. He also likes to monitor the mall make sure everything is in shape, no funny business. And he smells like he hasn’t washed in 6 years.
by Bradley Conner November 01, 2020
by Coochie boy February 01, 2020
You can call him Hoz. Has too many wins in Fortnite (9). Will steel your girl with his sharp jawline and mega veins. If you call him Zack he will get very mad, so make sure to call him Hoz. Also has a song written about him called Hoz Plan.
Me: Hey Zack Hosmer (Hoz) did you do the homework for John Ozminkowskis class.
Zack: CALL ME HOZ, I WILL CARRY YOU IN FORTNITE.
Zack: CALL ME HOZ, I WILL CARRY YOU IN FORTNITE.
by The Hoz April 30, 2018
A funny guy who has some good interests and him and his brother really don’t get along even though they look identical. He also watches overwatch girls
by BigR264 April 10, 2021
A short guy who originally had straight hair but got a perm and tells everyone that it is natural his type is short blonde girls with tug bitties and sometimes on the rare occasion Asian girls he will save lots of money while also spending it but if you ask for some he will rip you a new one.
by Crazyexxgirlfriendxoxo November 22, 2021
A short guy who originally had straight hair but got a perm and tells everyone that it is natural his type is short blonde girls with tug bitties and sometimes on the rare occasion Asian girls he will save lots of money while also spending it but if you ask for some he will rip you a new one.
by Crazyexxgirlfriendxoxo November 22, 2021
by RuleBritannia69 February 03, 2022