Zombie snob 

Someone who likes the old zombie movies when zombies moved really slow and sluggish.

Hey man, wanna watch Zombieland tonight?

No thanks, I don't care for the new zombies that can run fast. I'm a zombie snob.

Zombie snob by sickness June 27, 2012

Zombie Post 

On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath

April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."

Zombie Post by txba397 May 25, 2018

Zombie-Crat 

Noun:
Zombie-Crat is a reference to the many instances where dead people vote for the Democratic party every election cycle.

Verb:
Every 4 to 2 years the undead rise from their graves to vote Democrat

Person 1: Have you heard about dead people voting for Democratic candidates every election cycle?
Person 2: Yes. It's very messed up.
Person 1: Only if the Green Party had Zombie-Crats of their own they could actually be second place.

Zombie-Crat by xXJonaXx August 15, 2020

zombie word 

A word (or phrase) that has been overused or misused so much that it now has zero meaning whatsoever.

Over the years, countless words and phrases have become "zombie words" as they have lost their meaning from extreme overuse and misuse. Some of these words are "diversity", "simp", "racist", "toxic", "cringe", "abuse", "unprecedented", "Nazi", and "Fascist".

zombie word by The_Anonymouse December 1, 2020

Zombie Wank 

The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be

Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*

Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*

Zombie Wank by Lezo August 25, 2021

Zombie Brain 

A mindless creature, especially one that plays League of Legends, they have no idea what they are doing and are lost in life most of the time. If you ask them a question, they will completely ignore you because they have a Zombie Brain.

"SP, what are you doing, why are you taking blue while we are taking dragon, do you have a Zombie Brain?!?!?!!?"

Zombie Brain by NWAwalrus June 25, 2022

zombie on crack 

whta the hcek!!!1! thta is a firckign zimobe no carck!!1!1!1!!1!!!!11!

zombie on crack: im an zombie on crack
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils

zombie on crack by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 10, 2023