teenage boy’s worst nightmare 

a teen girl who is actually smart and knows it, feminist, has interests and doesn’t care wether people like them or not (ej swiftie) kind girl who won’t take shit from teenage boys. and just overall a teen girl who is much more than something to look at.

lucy: we’re like a teenage boy’s worst nightmare!
rosie: lmao real

teenage boy’s worst nightmare by xoxoivy March 27, 2025

A Text Books Worst Senses Are A Hispanic 

A Text Books Worst Senses Are A Hispanic

A Text Books Worst Senses Are A Hispanic

A Text Books Worst Senses Are A Hispanic by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare 

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.

Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."

A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

Workstitution 

A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.

Gary was a whore for Overtime. He didn't care how bad Management treated him . He fell deep into Workstitution.

Workstitution by will bitten December 24, 2016

Wolstenbeast 

Chris Wolstenholme, plays Bass for the band Muse, will make you pregnant with his bass. Also has 5 children, with another on the way. Overall, legendary man.

'Hey, did you see the Wolstenbeast on stage last night?'
'Obviously! He is a legend'

Wolstenbeast by amusemeh October 14, 2011

worktron 

worktron: a early-to-mid career corporate employee engaged in mindless, repetitive tasks, for low salary and few benefits. Generally treated as expendable by upper management, known to live in fear of layoffs and termination. Not known for high job satisfaction.

An employee who is considered a cog or piece of an overall corporate machine; replaceable, irrelevant.

Being the obedient worktrons, we gathered in the main conference room to celebrate the CEO's birthday.

worktron by Country Cityzen August 17, 2010

Still... Could be worse

Phrase used by Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear when shit hits the fan.

John- "I crashed my car yesterday cause I was drunk, I'm going to jail."
Jim- "Well that sucks. But Still... could be worse."

Still... Could be worse by titomortal May 29, 2015