wuther

a substitution for a profane or comical expression

"grace is such a wuther head"
"what the wuther"
etc.

by Shane March 13, 2005

Toss a coin to your Witcher

Updated 2020 version of jog on or go away inspired by the hit Netflix series.

If you don't like what you see, you can toss a coin to your Witcher buddy

by TheMightyBooth January 5, 2020

Well-wisher

Someone who wishes to throw you down a well, with the intention of murdering you.

"There are a lot of well-wishers in the room today."

by Snakner April 30, 2009

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

Facebook Withdrawl

This is what happens when a person stops using facebook due to them charging for their services and they suddenly realize they are all alone.

Travis is having serious facebook withdrawl since he switched to MySpace.

by Travis the Legend Haynes June 18, 2010

witherwanded

Impotent or limpdicked.

Durwood is about as witherwanded as is possible without actually toting it around in a pickle jar.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

witherage

The age at which one begins to wither. Exactly which age this is varies broadly between individuals, and is subject to genes, environmental and lifestyle factors.

Andy, you're 35 now - isn't it time to think about saving for your fast-approaching witherage?

by Andy Sword November 6, 2010