by ProfShelly August 3, 2011

The assignment/task/job is so ridiculous that it's equivalent to a "35 page thesis" which is ridiculous to do. This leads you to want to bullshit the assignment.
So when an assignment is really redundant or too difficult, it is "35 page thesis" material .
So when an assignment is really redundant or too difficult, it is "35 page thesis" material .
I'm willing to pull a 35 page thesis out of my ass just to pass this class.
This English assignment is 35 page thesis material. I'm not going to try.
This English assignment is 35 page thesis material. I'm not going to try.
by xXKylaAnimeXx March 14, 2019

Something that comes up on your internet browser when either your Internet Service Provider is being a Twat, You aren't connected to the internet, or if the web page really isn't there any more.
Something that keeps coming up on my computer. It annoys me so much that I nearly once smashed my moniter up
by Glittery Goddess May 9, 2004

Female masturbation without the use of any implements, using one's fingers instead. From the Yellow Pages catch-phrase "Let your fingers do the walking".
by Nostradumbass11 January 13, 2010

by jm0ney91 June 20, 2018

Guy 1: Where did you find this website?
Guy 2: The second page of google.
Guy 1: It’s probably illegal to be on that website then.
Guy 2: The second page of google.
Guy 1: It’s probably illegal to be on that website then.
by The only pug July 17, 2021

This phrase refers to facebook when a post, pictures, note, etc. appear on the home news feed. This varies from user to user.
Scenario 1-
Jerry: "Hey, Bridget! How was the vacation with the kids?"
Bridget: "How the hell ...?"
Jerry: "The pictures made front page news on facebook."
Scenario 2-
Ethan: "No one cares about your faggot emo vampire bullshit, stop posting it or I'll block and report you"
James: "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!¡!!¡111!!1!¡ONE!!"
Jerry: "Hey, Bridget! How was the vacation with the kids?"
Bridget: "How the hell ...?"
Jerry: "The pictures made front page news on facebook."
Scenario 2-
Ethan: "No one cares about your faggot emo vampire bullshit, stop posting it or I'll block and report you"
James: "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!¡!!¡111!!1!¡ONE!!"
by The Sock Maniac August 8, 2009
