inbetweener wiener

the perfect sized penis for a person on the penetrated side of sex, differs from person to person

Goldilocks found the perfect inbetweener wiener after trying one that was too big and one that was too small.

by ToBePerfCandid December 21, 2020

Elephant wiener

A (slang) term used to describe a person with a penis the size of a horse (horse cock)

I can’t compete with him he has an absolute elephant Wiener

by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021

cold wieners In a pot

Wasted potential the most disappointing group of children (little) small brained imbeciles who will never get no where in life

You all are a bunch of cold wieners in a pot
Bob is a cold Weiner

by Theratspajamas February 6, 2023

Wide Wiener

When you get a girthy wiener dog that is really horny for anyone that looks like Frodo from The Lord of the Rings.

My Wide Wiener named Owen is so fucking horny bro! I lost him for days after he ran off to New Zealand looking for Frodo, I should've never shown him Frodo's Thick Wiener

by Widest Wiener March 16, 2023

Freaky Long Wiener

People who have Freaky Long Wieners (10 to 12 inches) they also usually drive jeeps

Connor has a Freaky Long Wiener

by Jeep squad December 16, 2019

Fuck ass penis wiener

A.) A phrase one uses when one word is not enough to express their frustration.

B.) A deadly insult that can be used to start WWIII

A.) John: “Hey Sarah, will you go out with me?”
Sarah: “No.”
John: “Fuck ass penis wiener!” *Pulls out gun*

B.) Donald Trump: “That Vladimir Putin guy is a real Fuck ass penis wiener.”
*Donald Trump proceeds to be assassinated, resulting in nuclear warfare*

by Ligma over September 25, 2020

fiber optic wiener

A biological enhancement to a wiener that allows the user to ejaculate at a high rate of speed

I just got my fiber optic wiener installed and now I can ejaculate across the room!

by TallBoyBen April 9, 2021