Whoot

When you party and shart yourself

Dude 1: Hey dude, i just whooted
Dude 2: Ew

by Jaiick June 2, 2018

whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s‘y’es

1. Knowing if someone’s lying to you, also requires at least 2,500 IQ.
2. Black female penis

>> Do you cheated on me?
<< No why would I do that?
>> *whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s‘y’es*

by Le Pipi May 10, 2018

Whoosh

The thing dumb people say when they mean r/whoooosh

Person 1: Tells joke

Person 2: Doesn't get joke and says dumb shit

Person 3: "whoosh" or "r/whoosh"

Person 4: "r/itswhooooshwith4os" or "r/itswhooooshnotwhoosh"

by SesameStreetSeed December 5, 2018

Woostie

1.). Derived from Woopen and a direct cousin of Woopenator, these terms are usually terms applied to ones dog.

2.). When you forget someone’s name and just hit them with a Woostie.

3.) All lingo derived from The Woo Movement. Direct lineage to David Murphy, former bassist of STS9.

4.) An disappointing hippy vag. Particularly with odor.

My 🐕 dog, Colonel Woopen running fast as hell today!

Woopenator got that flow on the track.

What’s poppin my Woostie?

by Wookness February 21, 2019

whooten

The act of cheating on your girlfriend with another girl, dating said other girl, then breaking up with her and dating her twin.

“You know Meghan?”
“Yeah, I heard her boyfriend whootened her. He cheated on her with Lily, then broke up with Lily to date Lola! Her twin!”
“What an asshole.”

by whootenswhore February 10, 2019

Whomst

A plural form of whom.
Note that contractions can be combined.

Whomst've'd been pranked before?

by sanchopancho02 March 26, 2019

whomst

A combination of the words "whom" and "did" creating the word "whomst".

Whomst fucking opened the chip bag from the bottom.

by Julius augustus caesar. May 20, 2019