only when I'm pregnant

A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.

Drunk FoF: "Dude, would you ever consider nailing Snooki?"
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."

by The Evil Steve November 16, 2011

when ur mother is dumb

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Hello u know i got B likewhen ur mother is dumb???

by anonymous February 20, 2022

When bros are your hoes

When bros are on the same mental level it’s scary

John: I was watching monsters inc university and osma kappa
Mark: I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

John: when bros are your hoes...

by Kpetee71 July 16, 2019

me when taco bell

i will shart the god damn toilet toilet

me when taco bell made me shart like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by yourlocalmemer July 17, 2022

When the ocean dries up

An idiom, describing something will happen in a VERY long time, often an activity that one is not inclined to take part of.

"Are you ever gonna try indoor skydiving?"
"When the ocean dries up, man!"

by ProfessorMOfficial June 20, 2022

cereal when haves milk

that moment when the milk contains cereal

wow that a big sex poop cereal when haves milk

by cheese eat February 12, 2019

when me and your mom

it is usually used with a Sutter but if you want to be fancy say really fast and run

"when me- me and- when your- mom- and I-"
"WHEN ME AND YOUR MOM" *runs*

by :)casper:) November 16, 2021