wanker

While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.

Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.

You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?

He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!

by anonymous May 31, 2004

Shadow Walker

One who walks the line between light and dark, with no ties to either side. With no morals or emotions clouding their judgment, a Shadow Walker is able to accomplish tasks and solve problems in the most efficient and logical way.

Shadow Walkers are also a small secretive sect of Force wielders which pull from both the light and dark side, giving them immeasurable power.

The Grand Master of the Shadow Walkers, Glaiven, killed the child in order to save the city. "It had to be done. It is as simple as that." he said when his actions were later questioned.

by Glaiven January 25, 2004

a complete and utter wanker

Derogatory English slang for one who masturbates i.e. a jerk off.

That bloke's driving a Range Rover, what a complete and utter wanker

by confarga September 28, 2005

digital dead walker

The most horrific example of social media consumption; creating a seemingly mindless, autonomously functioning individual with all attention focused exclusively on the hand-held device interface, at the exclusion of all other surrounding conditions.

Holy shit, did you see that!? Another digital dead walker just bit the dust! This one fell down through an open man hole cover while attempting to cross the street...stupid fuckers.

by YAWA July 1, 2018

Wanker's Cramp

The Most Deadly of British Diseases

Marik- Somebody call an ambulance! This limey needs urgent medical assistance! Apparently he has Wanker's Cramp.
Joey- Oh no! Bakura, speak to me!
Bakura- Wanker's Cramp: The Most Deadly of British Diseases.

by J-T-G March 21, 2009

wankering

Taking part in an act that will have you labeled as a wanker.

Pawan, would you stop wankering with those pokemon cards and come with us.

by MAN_WITH_PANTS October 29, 2004

Walkerville Collegiate Institute

A highschool in the city Windsor, Ontairo filled with a bunch of wannabe egirls, furrys, and gays.

Her: “I wanna go to walkerville collegiate institute”
Him: “Oh, so your bisexual?”

by Uyxie May 3, 2020