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paranormal activity worthy

the act of something being so creepy it should have been in the paranormal activity movie, or it reminded on of a certain part of that movie
Dude did you see Sam standing over her boyfriends body last night?
Yeah homie that was straight paranormal activity worthy
by terrifying abscinity May 9, 2010
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Worship Lumps

Breasts; The two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman's body.
"Caroline crossed her arms across her worship lumps."
by Chrisdef August 26, 2021
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pussy worshipping

n.

1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving pussy. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the pussy to orgasm, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.

2. Being so obsessed that snatch is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of honeypot.

3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a vagina (clit, labia, & vulva), gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience.

4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the yoni (female genitals) as a nurturing deity containing the cradle in which all life forms.
1. Even though I'm firmly in the friendzone, my roommate Becky likes to send me a clamagram every now and then just to tease me since she knows I'm into pussy worshipping.

2. I can't stop daydreaming about pussy. Every time I close my eyes I see pussy. I think my pussy worshipping has gotten out of hand.

3. In all my fantasies, I'm giving pussy worshiping service to Becky while she's giving cock worshiping service to another guy.

4. A pussy worshipping religion seems better than Becky's cock worshipping faith.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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Universalistic Sun Worship

Universalistic Sun Worship is a religion, in which the followers adhere to the 6 principles of Universalistic Sun Worship.
1. The existence of god is impossible to prove (or disprove) and impossible for a human to comprehend its true form; therefore, we give thanks to things we can understand. We praise the Sun and the Earth for providing us with life and sustenance.
2. The Sun is the source of life on Earth. It provides humanity with food (through farms), shelter (through trees), warmth (through electromagnetic radiation) and it allowed star dust to combine and form the rock know as the Earth (through gravity). So we give thanks to the Sun, every day.
3. The Earth, being the second most important object for humanity's survival, so it must be protected and maintained for as long as humanity calls Earth home. We also give thanks to the Earth daily.
4. Humans and animals act based on their beliefs and instincts and since humans have no control over their beliefs or instincts, therefore Universalistic Sun Worshiper believes that all living creatures go to heaven (or some sort of afterlife), are reborn into a new life form, or just die and rot in the Earth. Since it is impossible to know which one is true, it is up to each individual follower to decide which one they believe is true.
5. The Great Hierarchy must be followed.
The Great Hierarchy is as follows: The Sun-The Biosphere-Humanity-Animal Life
The Great Hierarchy generally works as follows: if the Sun is threatened then all things below it must do what is in their power to protect it (although this highly unlikely as the sun is the more powerful then everything currently below it). Next would be the Biosphere. If it is threatened then the Humanity must do what is needed to protect it, even if that means the death of some, but never all, of Humanity. Finally, if humanity is threatened, including a single member, then any number of animals can be killed in order to save its life (although killing in excess should be avoided).
6. All religions are created equally and since any or all of them maybe the true religion of god (if there is a god), then no human can rightly say that a religion is bad or wrong. With the exception of religions that have the consequences of the destruction of the Biosphere, the Sun, or human lives.

Universalistic Sun Worship was founded by Paul Klavins and is subject to change.
Paul Klavins created an intresting religion known as Universalistic Sun Worship.
by Paul Klavins October 9, 2007
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mattress worship

Refers to the decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
“Bottom doesn’t go to church; he prefers mattress worship.”
by Bottom Ford April 18, 2010
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cock worshipper

a male/female who enjoys sucking a mans penis so much tht they practicaly worship them see cock sucker
bob:james i know your a cock worshipper but you cant be into cocks that much
james: i am! only last night i sucked bens cock so hard that he spunked 4 times i even have an altar to the king cock
by darkninja February 11, 2007
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sponge-worthy

from "Seinfeld": an attractive man, worthy of being a woman's next sex partner, particularly when her preferred method of birth control is the contraceptive sponge, and her stockpile of sponges is limited (since the only manufacturer had discontinued production).
Elaine: "Well, he's nice enough, but I'm not sure he's sponge-worthy."
by jodama December 28, 2005
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