salty vanilla cock-vomit

The white, sperm containing liquid ejected from a mans penis during ejaculation.

Morris looked deep into Karen's good eye whilst his overweight body jerked and writhed, pounding his tummy banana deep into her lady cave. Just at that moment, Morris's eyes rolled back into his chubby skull as he pumped his salty vanilla cock-vomit deep inside her. Giving rise to yet another unwed wee little bastard.

by CleverDick2014 April 10, 2021

fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick

All I really want...

Hey Chad! could you please fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick?

by I want to die drowned by semen December 3, 2017

Google Vomit

The act of deliberately ensuring fowl, lewd, and generally obscene search results as the most popular results for any given thing entered into Google. Often used to shamble someone’s name, and generally requires a lot of people to participate in the vomiting for it to be successful.

Jane: I tried to look up information about Rick Santorum on Google and got search results talking about anal sex feces, who the hell is hacking Google?

Tom: Nobody’s hacking Google, they are just vomiting on it.

Jane: What?

Tom: it's called a Google Vomit when poele deliberetly skew search results on Google.

Jane: Oh, OK now I get it.

by Like50Rednecks March 9, 2011

Frog Vomit

when one spooges all over ones stomoch during spooning.

chick "omg spoonin :P"
dude "shit premature!"
chick 'OH NO Lick it up!"
dude "what frog vomit it?"

by pube_master_of_doom November 29, 2007

Vomity-vomit

Something extremely unpleasant, especially when involving discharging of liquidy substances through the mouth; Opposite of a blasty-blast.

Christpopher Joel: " Hey there, how was your day?"

Sabrina Eleani: "Merrr, horrible, it was a total vomity-vomit!"

by ChristaPhooo February 13, 2010

Soundbite Vomit

The lies and meant-for-TV comments of politicians, especially during televised campaigns.

During the recent GOP debates, candidated Donald Trump said "We should ban all Muslims from the United States", spewing forth yet another memorable soundbite vomit.

by Marin Writer October 7, 2016

Finger Vomit

when your fingers text faster than your brain wants them to resulting in a text message you really regret

"fuck I just confessed my love to Sally"

"shit man don't finger vomit"

by tomballsack August 31, 2016