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Verbal Cameltoe 

When you practice no filters while speaking with someone and leave nothing to the imagination. It is the verbal equivalent of a young girl wearing a provocative outfit accented by an eye popping camel toe.
If my husband at work hadn’t used the F word three times, the H word twice and the C word once in front of all his female coworkers maybe he wouldn’t be in the HR office again. He suffers from a bad case of Verbal Cameltoe!
Verbal Cameltoe by Daddy big hands September 24, 2022

Verbal Autocorrect 

When you accidentally say a word that sounds like another word, even though they have completely separate meanings.
Teacher: "So, class, today I am going to teach you about single-celled orgasms (organisms)"

Students: "HAHAHAH Teacher JUST HAD A VERBAL AUTOCORRECT MOMENT HAHA"

Verbal Dox 

Same as a dox (publishing of personal and confidential information) but done by verbally. It can be done either by shouting, telling people verbally or through a loud speaker or megaphone.
That guy shouted my address out of his window. How dare subject me to a verbal dox!
Verbal Dox by LordJenal November 29, 2022

Verbal Waterboarding 

When one verbally complains, corrects or simply makes a point over and over again. The verbal repetitiveness on the side of the receiver can feel like drowning. Especially after an apology or solution has been articulated.
After Terry offered a solution to the problem, Benny couldn’t stop complaining about the problem over and over again. She said it felt he was dumping buckets of words over her head, it was like verbal waterboarding. She added he has 2 ears and 1 mouth…he should use them proportionally.

verbal blue balls 

The anguish one feels when one hears an incomplete word or sentence out of anticipation and lack of fulfillment or closure.
Everyone gets verbal blue balls for a few moments when Dr. Frankenfurter sings "I see you shiver with antici-"
verbal blue balls by b0ses December 4, 2022

Verbal AIrrhoea 

Advertising copy written by ChatGPT, Bard or other such robot.
Say there fellow copywriter, leave your emails, website and other copy matters to me and I'll drown your reader in so much verbal AIrrhoea they'll crap LinkedIn thought-leadership for a week.
Verbal AIrrhoea by WriterD May 21, 2023