ont va hormis

Ont va hormis means

'When a child accidentally licks a microphone'
So when a child accidentally licks a microphone you shout Ont va hormis!
(its that simple tbh)

Example?:

Jimmy: *Gasp* He Ont Va Hormis!
Tom: AWH SHIT I DID ONT VA HORMIS!!!!!!
Jessie: SEND HIM TO PRISON FOR 10 YEAR
Tom: NOOOOOOOOOI!!!!!!!!!

(Ont va hormis actually means We went apart in french.. me and my friend js made a joke out of it)

by KiwisCreampie._ May 5, 2024

oi va voy

Another meaning for “oh my”

“hey did you hear that our project deadline got moved up?”
“oi va voy, i didn’t”

by wordwizard1234 January 2, 2022

ma va?

Ma va? Is an Italian sarcastic expression which is the equivalent to "for real?"

when the doorbell rings and someone say "the doorbell has rang" you can say ironically"ma va?"

by Azraeel March 7, 2023

Va

Valid

You know Beau Brady, he’s so va

by Nike Toon April 6, 2021

Va-va voom

(Taken from the balance of nature commercial): the natural life force energy that let's you be a more creative and happy member of society even after theoretical retirement

Being something like being a creative painter or gardener after age 65 that takes a lot of va-va voom.

by Sexydimma November 9, 2022

va göru

When someone throws the dick in her mouth without askinh

Va göru?! Dont put that dick in My mouth

by The lord December 19, 2016

Te va cargar la verga

North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.

Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.

by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024