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Dr. Zoidberg

Looking for an emoticon? Why not Zoidberg? (V) (;,,;) (V)

by Boiled_Frog November 17, 2011

V-Chip

1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.

2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.

1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!

2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!

by Skin-Nerd August 7, 2005

v/r

"Very Respectfully" - as a complimentary close used in informal correspondance, like emails or bulletin board messages.

...Thanks for your comments.

V/R

John

by Elvensiege January 2, 2009

V-8

Eating out a girl on her period

Girl: "Would you like to eat me out right now"
Guy: "Naw your on your period right now that's gross"
Girl: "(Bonks him on head) Could of had a V-8!"

Dude1: "So I saw a movie with Nancy this weekend what did you do?"
Dude3: "Well I got some head from Kendra Boffman, then I had a V-8"
Dude2: (vomits in mouth)
Dude3: "No, not the drink man, a V-8 is when you (explains a V-8)"
Dude2: "Oh" (Then vomits all over Dude3)

by Andrew Strom April 10, 2008

V-ray

a tool used to render computer models that has exploded in popularity in the last year or so.
People with no real design skill or value for good presentations now run 100 or more renders at a time of various unconsidered, pointless views of their proposal in a 'photorealistic' style. If you can call it a style, or even 'photorealistic'.
90% of the users aren't capable of changing basic settings and rely on the defaults (but still claim to be experienced, or competant.)

WOOAHHH, bro, that's a nice V-ray render you got there, what settings did you use!?
Oh, you know, uh... the um, defaults.
Oh right, but I thought I'd seen the same render before.
Yeah, I was trying the different pre-settings all day long.

by pary pary February 11, 2010

V-Pain

V= all the years they been a virgin
Pain= all the years they have been through with the pain

I been dealing with this v-pain for all my life.

by Ronny Kim February 23, 2010

V-job

The act of licking a woman's vagina because strangely no slang word currently exists.

Damn Joey gave me a great v-job last night - I could barely walk today

by Jarrson October 31, 2014