Unlucky

Showing signs of bad luck on anything you touch because you never get good rng.

Seqn3 never gets good wisps on Der Eisendrache, so unlucky man!

by lPenguine September 25, 2025

Unfuckwitable

un·fuck·wit·a·ble
Adjective

When you’re so locked in, so unbothered, and so done with the BS that nobody can play with you on any day ending in Y.
Energy says: “Don’t start none, won’t be none… but I finish quick.”

“She leveled up her life and got unfuckwitable real fast.”

by Hempsthetician November 13, 2025

Unlucky Strike

When you drop your smokes in a co-workers toolbox but he can throw a punch 3x harder than you so you're scared to ask for them back.

Man, I had a pack of butts but I dropped it in pop eye the sailor mans tools, dude used to hit punching bags so hard for fun it scared everyone in the building so I may just write those off. What an unlucky strike.

by pizzaknockout December 21, 2025

The Unfuckable

When an individual is so ugly/unattractive nobody wants to have sex with them.

My wife use to be smokin hot before her pregnancy, now she's got the unfuckable and I don't want to have sex with her.

by Mapache_98 March 22, 2022

Klaas the unfuckable

Anyone named Klaas will forever be a virgin and will be hated for the rest of eternity

Klaas the unfuckable is trying to het a gf haha

by themarofdark November 22, 2021

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"

"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."

by JohnGlue October 26, 2025

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

Unlucky landing is the evil Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and got shot in the neck immediately after.

Hey did you hear about the Charlie Kirk unlucky landing accident?
No, what happened to Charlie Kirk?
He got shot in the neck there.

by hoemobile October 26, 2025