Twitter Head

A twitter head is a person who likes to twitter 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. They will twitter about anything that comes to mind. Even twittering about twittering.

I'm such a twitter head! - 10 min ago

I can't believe I twitter this much - 11 min ago

Lolz my back hurts - 12 min ago

I just fell down - 13 min ago

No seriously check this out - 14 min ago

Wow check this out - 15 min ago

by Raijun August 01, 2008

twitter beef

The airing of grievances towards a person, place or thing using twitter as a platform.

I have a twitter beef with people who struggle with basic grammar.

by XanaxDiva September 01, 2010

The Twitter Effect

When something unimportant is ovrhyped by the media until it reaches the mainstream, even though it adds nothing of value. Named after everyone and their mother decided to start using Twitter.

I am so sick of seeing MTV showing Kings of Leon music videos. They're such a mediocre band. Clearly, they're beneficiaries of The Twitter Effect.

by Team_BBC June 16, 2009

Twitter Bites

Giving a speech consisting of sentences either containing exactly or no more than 140 characters each, so they can be Tweeted.

Yo Yo, you know what, da boss come in this morning and he tell me Obama speak in 140 character “Twitter Bites”, but I think he a republican!

by Rosslyn Maleman June 04, 2009

twitter zombie

Person of notoriety declared dead on Twitter who is, in actuallity, quite alive.

Bill Cosby is the OG of twitter zombies.

by IronyNOW August 03, 2010

Twitter tantrum

A Twitter tantrum occurs when a Twitter user is at odds with one or more of his/her fellow Twitterers. This is typically characterized by a confrontational exchange of "tweets" during which threats are made to unfollow (block), etc.

This is not atypical behavior considering the often self-absorbed and self-serving personality traits of the participants and their insatiable need for attention and validation.

Being the self-absorbed prima donna she always has been, Chloe threw a full-on Twitter tantrum last night and unfollowed several of her most loyal followers just because they dared to challenge her on some her extremist political views.

by whimzzical June 02, 2010

Stan Twitter

A section of Twitter that is comprised of cult-like-fandoms that worship popular artists or artist groups. This section consists of fans engaging socially to online individuals, discussing topics relating to their faves, fan girling/boying over updates on their faves, and a competitive battle ground amongst the different fandoms. Stan Twitter is also notorius for its trolls that utilize their tweeting privileges to cause an emotional reaction to others within or outside of their fandom. Common activities stans of any fandom are seen doing are trolling, arguing with someone within their fandom of from another fandom, or conversing with an internet friend on their timeline for everybody to see. Most stans tweet with a reaction pic that corresponds to the caption that are utilized to display emotion and/or ensure humor into the tweet.

Common Stan Twitter Vocabulary :

- drag (v., n.)
- snatched (adj.)
- bald (adj.)
- fav/favs (n.)
- reach/reaching (n.,v.)
- trolling/troll (v.,n.)
- rat (n.)
- bop (n.)
- stan (n./v.)
- tea (n.)
- shade (n.)
- legends (n./adj.)
- legends only (hyperbole)
- iconic (adj.)
- follow ratio (n.)
- soft block (v.)
- reaction pic (n.)
- meme (n.)
- ugly (adj./usually used to describe the way another person is acting rather than their appearance)

Common Stan Twitter Phrases:

- _____ is better

- _____ ended her
- _____ ended careers
- who?
- you stan _____

- _____ is over
- "JSBAKFNCNSKSPDOSJ"

One of the ugliest places on the Internet is stan Twitter.

by theroyalheir July 31, 2016