Tweet Tweet motha fucka

1. Get the shit out mother fucker!!!! - said by a chicken
2. I am fucking pelican niggar!

INdian Chicken: Hi
China Chicken: Tweet Tweet Motha Fucka!!
INdian Chicken: Kunchi Sapidum
China Chicken: Motha Fucka Tweet Tweet...
Indian Chicken: Crow help me!!!
Crow: Kaka kakakaka tit tit motha fucker!!
Indian Chicken: Ya tweet tweet
China Chicken: Face palm, cockster....

by pilippino February 27, 2019

tweetered

To really lay into someone on Twitter

This dude said the Earth is a sphere and so I tweetered the shit out of him

by SimulationsAllTheWayDown March 21, 2019

TWeet_OfJESUS

The only son of the Lord legally on Twitter

Do you know Jesus on twitter?
Yeah sure search TWeet_ofJESUS

by ZE KA December 7, 2019

Tweet and Yeet

The only way you should be active on the hell-site, commonly known as Twitter.
Coined by ADT.

Me, a mere commoner : Why are you active on Twitter?
ADT, with her superior intellect : Just 'Tweet and Yeet', mi amigo.
Me, with my mind blown : WHAAAAAA- (mind blown noises ensue)

by prajju October 30, 2021

crack tweet

Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.

An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)

"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"

"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"

"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"

" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."

or

"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"

by laxqt24 January 14, 2010

Face-Tweet

The act of "tweeting" by using your facebook wall instead of a Twitter account.

If you want to know what she is up to, just look at her wall on Facebook. She is a Face-Tweeter.

by MTS 2010 July 27, 2010

pity tweet

a tweet that is sent to a lonely person who hasn't received any tweets that day

Just because no one is tweeting today, it does not mean I want your pity tweets!

by omegaepsilon April 25, 2011