turdstick

a shit log

i just let a huge sturdstick loose. i hope it didnt clog the toilet.

by hairymonkey July 20, 2003

turrson

a somewhat racial term created by a group of veggies; means a black person.derived from blatterson

hey dude i just saw a group of turrsons

by uuuuu May 20, 2008

tarts on holidays

women who refuse to dress in conservative attire, often drunk, loud, and unable to walk in a straight line. (best examples to be found in newcastle, NSW)

linda: those girls are cute
tom: really?
linda: come on
tom: ok, they were a bit of tarts on holidays

by babomba March 21, 2010

TERTS

Trans Exclusionary Radical Trump Supporter

Someone who doesn't believe in or care about the transgender movement and also supports Donald Trump.

Alt-Leftist: There are lots of TERTS at this rally.

Non-biased U.S citizen: What makes you think they even are?

Alt-Leftist: Clearly because they are holding a red, white and blue flag instead of a pink, white and pastel blue flag.

by LBGNOT May 9, 2020

tunts

Combination of tits and cunt. Breasts that sag so low they go below the genitals.

She’s got tunts!

by Landshark696969 August 30, 2020

Turks Beard

When a woman defecates on their partner's face and then smears it to resemble the shape of a goatee beard, an intricate operation; the woman must make sure that the moustache curls at both ends that the tip of the beard tapers to a sharp point, thus resembling a beard made fashionable by the Turkish hoards of the late 16th century

Wow! that Prostitute only charged me 18 bucks for my Turks Beard!! Now i've got a beard made fashionable by the Turkish hoards of the late 16th century....

by The Lambchop June 4, 2007

tufts

A person last name. Having this last name enables you to do whatever the heck you want to do. No matter what. THis person is also very very attractive and outgoing. You will want to make-out with this person as soon as you see them.

M. Tufts walked into the room, everyone stared.

by Megan Tufts January 5, 2008