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ture

another word for pretty/amazing/awesome/rad/tight. ALL GOOD THINGS THAT MEAN WHAT THEY MEAN :D
that top is so totally ture
by niamh and elishia January 11, 2009
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Turde

Turde is a french-gourmet turd. It is brewed fresh from a cow that was fed a diet of steak for 2 months. The steak is seasoned with spices and salt. The steak MUST be baked to perfection. The cow then plants a juicy, round, smooshy, light bronze-coloured turd. It's aroma attracts flies and even animals that don't eat shit. It is the tastiest of morsels to all animals, and many humans. The only place to find it is in France. Yum.

Pronunciation: Ter-day
Yo bitch Niagga!!! I watched some french peeps make a turde! It made me sooo hungry, it looked great!
by Jewsus! December 17, 2008
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Ture

Something you say when someone says something true but you don't want it to be true.

Short for "Wow. So true, you turd"
Emily: Shuddup is not a word you made up. It's just a non-annunciated way to say shut up.

Justin: Ture
by WordInventorer July 7, 2011
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Going to Target

Leaving the proximity of other people, to find a secluded, like the Target dressing rooms, to beat your meat until your hands fall off.
Guy #1: Hey, I'm going to Target.
Guy #2: Oh, really? Can you pick me up some pistachios?

Guy #1: Not that kind of Target.

Guy #2: Oh...
by carnageX333 August 31, 2010
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target

Blue Stater:I go to target. Where do you do your shopping?
Red Stater: Wal-Mart y'all.
Blue Stater: Go Back to your trailer park!
by longislandguy January 14, 2006
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target pratice

Finishing move from sex or mastibation inwhich the act of precise aim during climax. Usally aimed at a womens chest stomach or ass.

Facial, pearl necklace, money shot, would all be the results of target practice.
I like to pull it out at the last second and use her tits for target pratice.
by MCCA March 18, 2007
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target tattoo

A target tattoo is a permanent or temporary tattoo in the shape of a target.
My cadet roomie, Matt, put a temporary target tattoo on my asshole while I was sleeping!
by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021
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