Angel's Trumpet

Essentially a reverse rusty trombone, an angel's trumpet is performed by giving a blow job while inserting a thumb in the receiving party's anus.

Sarah wanted to give me a rusty trombone, but I said fuck the hand job, play the angel's trumpet baby.

by The Receiving Party January 29, 2014

Trumpet Tongue

The act of blowing brass (playing trumpet) on anothers anus.

Johnny: I gave my gf a rimjob last night and she really liked it.

Rob:Did you end up doing Trumpet Tongue?

Johnny: I blew her brass better than she blew me.

by Ballsackagewea September 25, 2014

trumpetitive

Saying something totally useless or irrelevant two or three times repetitively just to hear your own voice.

I couldn't make heads or tails from his speech. All he did was repeat himself with useless comments at the end of most sentences. He needs to stop being so trumpetitive.

by PlanePower November 21, 2016

trumpetuous

like Donald Trump reactions/comments.

you should think before making trumpetuous tweets.

by amosthedog January 15, 2017

Trumpet

Devout Donald Trump supporters who believe Trump can do no wrong and try (unsuccessfully) to justify each of Trump's new policies and laws online.

Their activity makes whatever comment or post they are on look very 'loud' thus the name Trumpet.

(Commonly rednecks and military personell from USA)

Look at all these Trumpets trying to say Trump was right to pull out of the Paris Agreement.

by Cambridge - UD June 16, 2017

trumpet fumble

A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed

"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."

by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017

Trumpet

noun

1) A person who is over-confident, egotistical, and loud.

2) A brass instrument with a small bell. There usually is a lot of them, and they need to be oiled rather frequently.

Person 1: Woah, Eric is such a Trumpet.
Person 2: Calm down, isn't that a little far? She may be egotistical, but she isn't exactly that loud.

by Sockth January 25, 2019