An individual of great distinction. Someone who appreciates both British modernist and romantic poets, and also likes to rock out to the latest tunes. Someone who is admired by men and considered 'quite a catch' by the ladies. A great swimmer.
'Who was that you were out with last night at Bronte? He seemed so suave and sophisticated? I cant believe he was quoting Wordsworth and singing Animal Collective'
'Oh yes, he is quite a Wily Sea Trout! I can't wait to take him home to meet the fam. I am not throwing this one back'
'Oh yes, he is quite a Wily Sea Trout! I can't wait to take him home to meet the fam. I am not throwing this one back'
by definitely not wily sea trout March 21, 2009
An altruistic kid from “Ding Dong Bell,” an English children’s song, who pulled the kitty from the well, who much later was unfortunately determined to be an insufferable codependent.
That Little Tommy Trout sure was a very helpful young man who would likely be surprised to learn that a wall-mounted animatronic singing trout would be his future namesake!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021
Dave: You hook up with katie last night?
Adam: You bet, she really loved it when I was bitch slapping the trout!
Adam: You bet, she really loved it when I was bitch slapping the trout!
by Gingeeeeee July 13, 2013
fish that can be domesticated, but which is often flushed prematurely. Often dumped into toilets, and mistaken for dead as it has no eyes, fins, tail, and doesn't seem to swim.
Timmy didn't want to flush the toilet, but his daddy reassured him, telling him he would restock the waters within hours with fresh finless brown trout.
by Pantaloon January 09, 2008
Fucking another mans girl then proceeding to slap him in the face with your unwashed cock.. Therefore, he gets his girls clam juice on his face via your dick.
Dude, mac totally owes me five bucks and just bought a beer without getting me one.. I'm totally trout slapping that queef eater.
by dan192837465 December 13, 2010
Short for "shut your mouth or feel like a trout" which is a derivative of "You had better shut up unless you want a pocket full of water"
by cb February 20, 2003
the act of turning off the water to a toliet, flushing out what's in the bowl, and leaving a big steamy dump for your roommate to find. practical joke, a.k.a. dry bowl.
by vinny the fireman May 08, 2007