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A close friend to baby-sit your stupid ass when tripping on any of the following:

Shrooms
Salvia
Acid
LSD
Crys
etc.

This person should be a very close friend so you can trust them not to harm you or cause any long-term damage to you.
James: Dude where the hell is the travel guide?
George: IDK man. who cares lets do this salvia.
James: Okay

3 hours later James and George are dead.
by James T. Carson April 22, 2006
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Travelling Wilburys

Not the bloody dicks,just a bunch of handsome people:a supergroup made by Tom Petty,George Harrison,Bob Dlylan,Jeff Lyne and Roy Orbison.
person 1-wtf bro they're bloody penises?
person 2-no you coward the Travelling Wilburys are like super handsome and really good musicians
by Britpop Girl January 6, 2022
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The Toriverse

"The Toriverse" is the dimension within the mind and soul where one experiences Tori Amos, where Tori Amos experiences take place. Including but not limited to the following. Listening to Tori Amos music, thinking about Tori Amos, looking at Tori Amos pictures, writing about Tori Amos, going to a Tori Amos concert(s),downloading and uploading Tori Amos shows, taking part in a Tori Amos forum.
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Person #1 - "When I listen to Tori Amos, its like entering into this incredibly blissful state of mind!"

Person #2 - "Yeah man, your in the Toriverse!"
by Grant S. February 21, 2008
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GOV TRAVEL CARD

A way to fuck over all Military Personnel, and get them into some deep shit with their credit, and to have chiefs all up in that ass.
FUCK, I owe the GOVERNMENT my sole, cause of that fucking GOV TRavel CARD, now i need a second and a third job.
by SK3 Burks April 30, 2006
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traveling merchant

The act of ejaculating behind your partner then spilling your seed on the back of your partners neck and the thick white substance flow down their back and into their rectum
Snookie:hey Arnold, can you give me a traveling merchant?
Arnold: I can't it will go against my governmental position

Snookie: well that sucks ass I'll go ask Kim kardashian
by shatbird January 7, 2012
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>n. the greatest book/movie ever that is about 4 girls finding their dreams, friendship and love.
by KRB May 28, 2005
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Time travel

What basically happens during sleep. That's probably the reason why time flies so quick when you sleep, it's because you time travel.
So I was waiting for my cousins to arrive here, but I realised that I have to wait FOUR damn hours. What I had to is to sleep. Now that's time travel, culturally speaking!
by thisone'sforyou November 16, 2011
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