The act of performing anal sex, urinating in the rectum, having the recipient clench their anal sphincter and then evacuate the contents on the partner's chest. This act is usually performed by tiny Asians vacationing to the Florida Panhandle.
by Nate lowry April 29, 2015
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Me: Did you give her the Tallis?
Louis: Hell yeah I did.
Me: Did you give her the Tallis?
Louis: Hell yeah I did.
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Get the The Tallis mug.When you take words that sound the same and put them together to make a completely different sentence. Can also be used when someone miss-hears you and questions what you said with what they thought they heard.
First example and definition derived from the All bran advertisements.
First example and definition derived from the All bran advertisements.
Guy1: "Yum, this all bran is delicious"
Guy2: "What?! Tall Jan is malicious!"
Guy1: "I've composed a riddle"
Guy2: "You've exposed your diddle?!"
Guy2: "What?! Tall Jan is malicious!"
Guy1: "I've composed a riddle"
Guy2: "You've exposed your diddle?!"
by Davidism April 11, 2009
Get the Tall Jan mug.Tall Bec is a tall girl, usually with brown hair. Occasionally likes to add colour to her hair. This girl will often have her legs spread and if you see one, generally you will break out into song. Many recite the phrase "Tall Bec is delicious" whenever they see a Tall Bec. Will also generally be drawn to baby girls named Wayne. Boys feel chuffed around her.
Freya: Oh look, it's a Tall Bec.
Kathryn: Whose that with her?
Freya: Oh, that's obviously her baby wayne.
Kathryn: Whose that with her?
Freya: Oh, that's obviously her baby wayne.
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Get the Fling tall people day mug.(VERB) to ignore the fact that a particular action was a crime, and focus instead on possible problems it may cause for the perpetrator. Named for Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord (1754-1838), who famously remarked of Napoleon's murder of the Duc d'Enghein, "It was worse than a crime... It was a blunder."
Sometimes this is misspelled "tallyranding." It's not certain that Talleyrand ever said it; it was probably attributed by his many enemies.
WHY IT'S BAD
In March 1804, when Napoleon Bonaparte was consul of the French Republic, he became aware of the fact that a leader of the royalist opposition was hiding out across the border of France. Napoleon had him kidnapped, brought back to Strasbourg, "tried," and put to death. The unfortunate young man was never accused of doing anything illegal; he had not violated the laws of the French Republic because he was not in France, and when he had been, he was serving the previous government.
Whoever actually said "...worse than a crime...a blunder" was ignoring the fact that it was a crime to murder an innocent person, and focusing instead on the fact that it was DUMB. In some cases, such as this one, it's a reasonable thing to do; but if it becomes a habit then moral judgment is deliberately suspended.
It's the asshole's substitute for moral fiber.
Sometimes this is misspelled "tallyranding." It's not certain that Talleyrand ever said it; it was probably attributed by his many enemies.
WHY IT'S BAD
In March 1804, when Napoleon Bonaparte was consul of the French Republic, he became aware of the fact that a leader of the royalist opposition was hiding out across the border of France. Napoleon had him kidnapped, brought back to Strasbourg, "tried," and put to death. The unfortunate young man was never accused of doing anything illegal; he had not violated the laws of the French Republic because he was not in France, and when he had been, he was serving the previous government.
Whoever actually said "...worse than a crime...a blunder" was ignoring the fact that it was a crime to murder an innocent person, and focusing instead on the fact that it was DUMB. In some cases, such as this one, it's a reasonable thing to do; but if it becomes a habit then moral judgment is deliberately suspended.
It's the asshole's substitute for moral fiber.
There is altogether too much Talleyranding going on. This wasn’t a blunder; it was a crime.
(Taken from the comments of Jim Henley's blog, *Unqualified Offerings*, "I Already Shot You"--May 31, 2010)
(Taken from the comments of Jim Henley's blog, *Unqualified Offerings*, "I Already Shot You"--May 31, 2010)
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