Carrot Topped

To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.

"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"

"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"

by Ginger_Lover March 7, 2010

floppy toppy

When you get sloppy toppy while soft

“I was so drunk that I couldn’t even get it up all the way so she gave me floppy toppy”

by IT’S CHODEGANG MOTHERFUCKER November 8, 2017

SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER

When women must give the gawk gawk 99000 to their man or men,faithfully and without back talk for 31 days like life depends on it if they want us to run with NO NO NOVEMBER BS

ALSO KNOW AS S.T.S

GOLLY JEE ! I can’t wait for SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER next month!

My girl will give me that mouth the whole SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER

by Sheafy November 4, 2022

Run the tops

Run the tops - play futuretops, start a futuretops server etc.

Hey Joe, wanna run the tops?

by fedja14 May 16, 2021

Topping off

Ejaculation into a vagina twice in a row

Please don’t do topping off

by diamondminerbootyeater69er February 6, 2020

topes

1. spanish for speed bump
2. Titties, can be small or big

esp. causing a slow down in driving speed or, due to late reaction, a car crash.

Hey, Casey Jones, did you see those topes?

by JimbAround July 3, 2005

Topsoil

Debris resulting from aggressive homosexual anal intercourse with someone who failed to cleanse themselves thoroughly before getting ass-rammed. Can be found on a condom in the case of protected sex, on the penile shaft and glans in the case of unprotected sex, and in the pubic hair in both instances. Usually consists of fecal matter, but can sometimes include fragments of poorly digested foods such as corn kernels and peanuts.

That nasty bottom I met online didn't even shower, so I wiped the topsoil off on his bedsheets and took off.

It's just a little topsoil. It's natural. Don't stop. Fuck me!

by Nasty Portland Fucker August 7, 2009