one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

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Toot Toot Yaws

“Toot Toot Yaws” is a phrase that is used to express amazement at something. anything can be referred to as toot toot yaws. it is a compliment!

“omg your hair is so toot toot yaws today”
“what is toot toot yaws?”
“look on urban dictionary…”

by Catgirl3000 July 23, 2021

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brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird

Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”

by Braintoot February 22, 2022

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