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towel exercise

the act of using the erect penis and flexing the hard-on while a towel is hanging from it so it looks as if the penis is lifting the towel
used by man-"before I go on a date I like to do some towel exercises"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"
by kwheezy February 25, 2008
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town meeting

This phrase was brought about in the time of debates over "Universal Health Care" and the way people behaved in the face of differing opinions.
It means to disagree vehemently, to aggressively object,

to show outrage at another opinion

and to get all up in ones face about it
That ignorant S O B !, I all most had to go all town meeting on his ass !

I'll town meeting your every word unless you start making sense !
by critter getter September 1, 2009
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Towikat

An awesome person named victoria that takes shitty nicknames from her friends. She is freakin awesome, calm, sarcastic, and intelligent!
"Have you met Towikat?"
"Oh yeah... Tori? She is da bomb!"
by Hollandful March 17, 2010
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toweled up

Term used to refer to an individual's funny or painful incident. Often used in relation to surfing or contact sports.
"Hey, did you see Colmslater in the surf today? He really got toweled up."

"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."
by kirra board mad dog March 25, 2010
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Tower Plower

A Person (Male or Female) who enjoys engaging in the act of intercourse with tall people. So a normal sized man has relations with a tall woman, the man is hence forth known as a Tower Plower.
Tower Plower:"Hey man, I nailed Alyssa the other night it was crazy.
Friend: "hahaha no way dude isn't she like 6'4 or something!"
Tower Plower: " ya man actually 6'5"
Friend: "Dude... your such Tower Plower."
by vengee May 18, 2011
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Towelhead Wifi

A wifi connection that would make hugesnet blush, dirt cheap internet service typically used by slumlord Saudi Arabian greed driven scumbags who marry white women in order to remain in the country, most typically found in poorly maintained single star motels riddled with bedbugs and cockroaches.
David: Man, the wifi here is utter dogshit conncection timed out connection timed out connection timed out fuck!
Mark: Blame that penny pinching greasy foreign fuck for that towelhead wifi.
by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 22, 2023
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Stabby town

A dilapidated location crawling with desperate, unusual personalities that make up a bad neighborhood.
Down there it becomes Stabby town, crazy hobos, thieves and gang members ready to cut you for a dollar.
by City walker November 12, 2009
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