squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

japping

The act of forcefully switching ones ethnicity to Japanese.
Often requires restraint of the jappee, requires numerous hours of "convincing"
chair sold separately

person 1: look at that asian guy over there
person 2: oh yeah, i know him. I just released him from the 8 hour japping session
person 1: I wanna jap that girl :)

by foreskin_farm32 February 5, 2024

jap yoke

A Japanese car

"I just installed a stage 1 remap in me jap yoke, smoked some fella in a beamer".

by Myabut reeks February 10, 2024

Japping

Your partner will smash a glass and insert a shard of glass into the mans erect penis via the jap's eye (urethral opening). They'll then make you cum, the sensation is orgasmic, bloody and painful all at the same time.

I hear Old John loves a good Japping on a Wednesday night

by RoundHouseCV July 17, 2023

Japs

A word used to show excitement; good, great, awesome.

“I just won the lottery, this is so Japs!”

by WoodChip_Sniffer September 1, 2023

Jap

A bad or difficult position ; something hard to get out but has to be completed.

Florida state has miami hurricanes in a jap 42-0 and it only the first half .

I was in a jap for 7 years serving time in a florida state prison.

by Karat bill October 19, 2019

Jap

SCARSDALE KIDS

“Ugh, my mom said I can only get the cartier love and trinity ring for my birthday, but we’re still going to The Hamptons tomorrow!”
“Ugh, what a jap”

by Yuri Tarded October 26, 2019