Cow Thug

Cow thug happened and then Michael Mauk was fired.
by Dr. Butter MacBean September 30, 2022
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Jeely Cow

An explanatory statement used as an elevated replacement of holy cow, but only be uttered when experiencing something really fucking surprising
*Gretchen burns her house to the ground*

John: Jeely cow Gretchen
by Lizmorg December 20, 2021
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Cow Patting

This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.
Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)
by MilitantS7even September 05, 2010
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were-cow

A creature that is both a cow and a horse and can change form between them at will. A scourge to western ranchers were-cows are not tasty, fun to ride, or produce milk. They also have been known to develop a taste for human flesh, and are deadly in both cow and horse form. Were-cows can change both cows and horses into were-cows by there bite. Were-cows are spreading. Beware the were-cow menace.
"Hey, wasn't that cow a horse earlier."
"Keep your distance... that isn't a cow, it's a were-cow"
by Statik5 February 03, 2010
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office cow

Obese, resilient, lethargic, and often self-righteous women who work in an office environment that make daily life annoying for all they encounter. Office cows are generally very chatty and love to gossip with fellow bovine. They are commonly found in workplaces with cubicles, or long counters with multiple serving lines such as the DMV. No matter what one's goal is when trying to resolve an issue with an office cow, the insolent heifer will obfuscate things to the point of insanity.
The receptionist in the movie "Office Space" who repeatedly answers the phone saying "Corporate accounts this is Lanina speaking... just a moment" is a PRIME example of an office cow. So are the despicable gluttons found at the DMV who always contest your knowledge despite how thoroughly you've researched any given material simply because they've spent half their miserable lives behind that counter and, I quote "have been doing this since before you were born"... And you still can't get it right you ignorant slob!!!!
by dreamsindigital October 21, 2010
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Cow Pies

n. plur. {cawh pîz} - cow fecal matter that hardens into a pie like shape in a cow pasture.
While leaning over the fence on the side of a cow pasture I fell over and landed in some nasty cow pies.
by Abe Linclon January 26, 2006
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soft cow

Mildly aroused. Like a semi-erect penis.
I have soft cow from that skank rubbing my junk.
by Special Que December 12, 2007
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