Fable Timeshift Phenomenon

Any amount of time that seems to be lost by an individual or group who are playing any of the Fable games.

Also known to occur with the Assassin's Creed games, and Gears of War.

Girl: hey I'm kinda hungry, pause the game and go make me something to eat

Guy: no wonder you're hungry, it's 3am

Girl: I thought it was 7. Curse the fable timeshift phenomenon!

by Cptn Chaos November 30, 2010

soft times

opposite of hard times; great times

The party last night was soft times

by the arbitro September 12, 2011

Hard Times Bottle

A 50mL bottle of liquor (Airplane Bottle) that is about a shot.

Save this bottle until you have no money and no other way to support your alcoholism. Hard times are ahead.

Jim has been out of a job for a couple of years now. He can only afford to go to the liquor store and get a couple of hard times bottles at a time now. Jim should start panhandling so he can get a whole fifth.

by AceP December 10, 2012

Cuntdown timer

Countdown until a vagina is prepared for sexy time

Doris: The Cuntdown timer has begun!
Ralph: I'll go pick up the hardware, home in ten

by Guwniarz February 14, 2015

ol'timer

an old man or old timer

Happy Birthday ol'timer.

by TooWheeler September 23, 2015

african timer

A person who says they'll arrive at a certain time but end up arriving 3 hours later

You're such an african timer ... how do you come three hours late to your own party ?

by mimiwaka June 2, 2017

Covid times

1. A period of extreme uncertainty characterized by global public unrest and demonstrations, hyper-partisan acrimony, a health pandemic, economic doldrums, social and cultural upheavals, general unrest, and fear about the future.

2. A period when everyday activities are locked-down, when people must stay six feet away from others (social-distancing), and when the wearing of face masks becomes the norm.

We are currently living in COVID times!

by m-fun July 3, 2020