Discount Timberlake

Justin Bieber

Can you believe that ladies cream their jeans for Discount Timberlake? As if he’s poetry in motion...

by Turdberry October 6, 2018

Big Timber

When you are equipped with a big ol’, thigh slapping, lap hog and you get sprung! You shout “Big Timber” to notify all those within earshot that you are sporting some mega wood.

Wow, Jose didn’t shout Big Timber and I almost lost an eye…

by Doey Dickle July 6, 2021

doña tambor

a bossy ass bitch who kinda looks like a demon

-ahi viene tambor

-ugh
-que asco doña tambor

by idontknowhowtoskate April 22, 2022

Jimber Me Timbers

A phrase similar to " holy cow" or "omg". just with a catchy, gay little jingle to it.

"Jimber me Timbers! your dong is big!"

by Scotty Treez May 8, 2010

a few timbits short of a dozen

Canadien version of One Donut Short of a Dozen

Oh he's a few timbits short of a dozen

by CanadianGuy428 September 18, 2020

Giggle me timbers

A phrase commonly used by gangsters to describe their inner laughter and happiness. Only used by true gamers as well.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Giggle me Timbers"

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Size 16 timberlands

When someone has loud ass footsteps and can be hear from a distance.

Man 1: Aye, how did you not hear him? Dude had size 16 timberlands.
Man 2: My Bro we’ll get him next round.

by JetzKaos February 10, 2022