roof tiles

Slang for oral sexual transmitted diseases

Caffers got roof tiles the other day.

by な May 20, 2016

Tree Roofing

The act of building/placing a synthetic/organic christmas tree apon the roof of a public building.Then all members partake in shitting under the tree, leaving a hot steamy pile of gifts.

Ex: Dude we went tree roofing all night, Ive never shitted so much in my life.

by June & Legik December 13, 2010

Roofing

Gluing your tongue in another person's butthole

Manny was roofing Nixon while in the bath.

by OGkohanim January 2, 2024

Trampoline roof

A car roof that has been bent downward from children bouncing on it.

I've had to lower the price of my car on craigslist since the kids gave it trampoline roof.

by pingvuiini August 25, 2013

Crackin the roof

Attempting to kill yourself but you're too fat

He tried crackin the roof

by Loag_loag September 19, 2023

Coochie Roof

A Slab of fat that hangs over an obese persons coochie aka vagina aka pussy

Damn that bitch gotta Coochie Roof

by Angeliq Shelley November 20, 2019

They built a kitchen on the roof

A common phrase used to explain away random occurrences of ignorance of a person or situation as it pertains to day to day operations is a business.

Fat cook: Why can’t we just attach the ice scoop to the ice machine instead of putting it on top of this cooler?

Greasy cook: It’s fine, they built a kitchen on the roof.

by Hotline Deebo August 5, 2023