your mum

your mum

i saw your mums smack dvd bruv

by shonic June 23, 2018

Your mum

Your mum is a hot milf

I had sex with your mum last night

by Ihavefeelingsforu November 20, 2021

mum tum

The loose, saggy skin and accompanying fat around a woman's midsection that remains after having a baby, which often persists even after returning to one's pre-pregnancy weight.

British English.

These stretchy high-waisted jeans are great for covering up mum tum!

by araneaeee December 1, 2016

mum’s best

When one will travel to the deep depths of the earth for her buns. If the buns aint mum’s best it’s not going in my mouth.

Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns on the counter.

Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns rather than mum’s best on the counter.

by Bun Police August 25, 2022

harrys mum

DEAD

that crash was hectic harrys mum is DEAD

by harrys dad May 15, 2022

mean mum

apparently the woman who lives somewhere in newport shropshire says that she hates her son and so does everybody else.

a mean mum is a mean mum

by omaewamoushinderu May 24, 2020

Mum bore

Someone who can only talk about their children and nothing else.

“How are you today?”

“Well Ethan has been awake all night and wasn’t great this morning” = Mum bore

by Kayinsane April 27, 2022