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Josh

A creature that steals sporks and tomato sauce, lurking deep within the darkness of his stinky room. You will find him on bright sunny days drawing doodles in a boring office talking to 112 year old ladies and listening to lyrical genius Pitbull. He engages in games such as Mortal Kombat and Hearthstone, taunting and provoking his friends before failing miserably and being unable to accept defeat. In physical appearance he has a head shaped like a Humphead Parrotfish and the most beautiful eyelashes you've ever seen. His body is in the shape of a rope. He has been called many things, but prefers jerk, or douche bag. His only weakness is the brave and valiant soldier known as Fat Raiden.
"Who even is Rope Man?"

"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."
by Sooowgnya April 21, 2017
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Josh

me: i love you, josh.
josh: whoa, i love you too!
by kxlolxi September 11, 2020
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Josh

A big fucking nonce who sing hit or miss and falls asleep on the toilett
by Nerf bastion February 17, 2019
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Josh

Josh is cool he is hot he pretty much flirt with every girl he likes but he mostly likes the plain hard to get ones I know bc I am one I tease him every time. His got really trust full friends but also annoying they just won't stop flirting. Be careful of what u say tho he is a hard nut but at the same time confusing.
Hey josh
Heyyy
by Bonjour noah October 7, 2017
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JOSH

Josh is a cool guy that doesn't have friends because all he plays is Fortnite.
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Josh

Is a gay bitch who always agrees with everybody and cries every 5 seconds.
Josh is so gay
by Dwight Shoot November 5, 2019
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Josh

A huge douche wears metro sexual shirts and has ridiculously large hair.
Josh is dumb
by Hsnsnsh June 11, 2017
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