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palmer

person 1: they are the best person ever

person 2: must be a palmer
by barry big bum February 22, 2025
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Handrew Palmer

A name used to refer to the hand as a masculine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in males, but at the time is settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.
"My friend John Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Handrew Palmer and his 5 brothers to take care of my sexual needs."
by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022
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Adrenaline Palmer

A cocktail consisting of Mountain Dew and Iced Tea.
I blacked out last night and woke up with a little bit of poop on my dick after a night of pounding Adrenaline Palmers.
by Ajit The Cheat Pai May 6, 2018
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armless palmer

It’s when your next door neighbor hates kid rock and def Leppard but u insist that he go to their latest farewell tour next week and u just happen to wear his favorite perfume white diamonds while you are throwing him in the mosh pit and he loses one arm
Oh wow !!! Look at that armless palmer. He must b a true fan of Def Leppard and kid rock. Look at him go!
by Makessense4cents girl December 24, 2023
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Palmer

You are a palmer
by Regae12 August 7, 2023
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palmer-smith

when you are a cunt to everyone, and are always looking for something wrong.
usually a teacher that works in the library with nothing better to do with her time than to tell students off for wearing too much eyeliner
"i got told off for wearing too many earrings"
"by who?"
"palmer-smith"
"i cant stand that cunt"
by oscar2005 July 29, 2021
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Megan Palmer

A strong handsome grandfather who tends to be a tad bit crusty on the chin area, abit homeless, erm quite hoboish, likes the name Bradley, a father to many.
Wow did you see Megan Palmer right there!

Fenomanal
He can come and father me anytime
by Cranky Katie May 30, 2018
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