local league

A hockey league occupied by untalented players with low skill and talent just looking to play for fun.

He's not very good at hockey he must play local league.

by Dr. Stenderson March 30, 2015

local mop bucket

Where all the kewl kids hang at the KKK (Kewl Kids Klub)

Daddy Dave, the cunt: Are you coming out tonight?
Sexy Steve: Yeah, I'll meet you at the local mop bucket sweetheart Dave McGurdeyson ;)
Daddy Dave, the cunt: Ohayeeeeee see ya there baby
Both: White power, the cunt.

by DaddyDarecareKennedy, the cunt January 13, 2018

union local

Union Local is the home of the Jets and is in the Ohio Valley. Union Local is the best place in the world. They are in the category between awesome and just plain B.A. They are arch-rivals with the most douche bag school named St.Clairsville.

Union Local has the hottest girls and guys in the Ohio Valley.

by St.C sucks balls May 9, 2016

Local

4670s best most convenient plug

Bro can you take me to local’s

by anonymous July 24, 2024

Lost local

Someone who moves to a new place but goes on and on constantly about how great the place was they just moved from. This is typical of northerners who relocate to the south.

He always roots against the home team because he is a lost local and still thinks he lives in Chicago.

by Localhero June 21, 2017

Locals

Peers or anyone around you that follow everyone. They have black and white checkered vans, or roll with the crowd. They get starbucks often, and have basic instagram captions that everyone uses. For example one can be "Summer should get a speeding ticket" and they would have on their CHECKERED VANS and have starbucks on a beach doing a pose with friends at sunset. They also have no personality and just seem bland.

Stephanie: "Did you see Angela's new Instagram post with Britanny?"
Monica:"Yeah, their such locals."

by TeaKeey March 20, 2019

Local Friend

When you consider someone a friend, based on location.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.

Since *fucktard* moved to *shitholetown* I really lost touch, too bad its 45 minutes away.
He was really just a Local Friend.

by SurfingChef March 12, 2010